White Castle Candles

Posted by dwallace on May 14, 2010 in White Castle |

Mmmm…that smell. You know what I’m talking about. The only smell that can be smelled up to a mile away when you’re driving by it at 70 mph on the freeway? No, I’m not talking about a skunk. I’m talking about White Castles. And now you can have that Mighty Whitey smell in the comfort of your own home. White Castles has introduced a hamburger scented candle.

Why, you may ask? It’s for a good cause. They’re raising money for Autisms Speaks. Some have said that it smells like, “The steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America’s first fast food hamburger.” The candles are being offered throughout the month of May for $10.

Isn’t it great? Now you can finally have that White Castle smell without all the smells that come from eating all those White Castles. And you can also tell your kids to stop lighting their farts and start helping light a cure for autism. Believe me, the dumb look on their face will be worth the $10 bucks.

Want one? Can’t have one, they’re already sold out. But click here if you want some other W.C. merch.


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