David Sedaris on David Letterman – Stadium Pal

Posted by dwallace on November 10, 2009 in David Letterman, David Sedaris, Stadium Pal with Comments closed | ∞

David Sedaris is a Rock Star in the literary world. Humor is one of the hardest genres to write in and David Sedaris is a true master of the form. Sedaris can take a sow’s ear and turn it into a silk purse weaving his wares with the keyboard.

Here is David Sedaris on Letterman describing the Stadium Pal. Now those lines for the bathroom shouldn’t be a problem.

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Where the Wild Things Are

Posted by dwallace on November 9, 2009 in books with Comments closed | ∞

I’m not sure about making a movie out of a childrens classic story. I don’t remember it working out well for Mike Myers, but maybe that’s just me.

I loved Where the Wild Things Are as a kid. But here’s what I think it could have easily looked like if it were written today.

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Harley Hearse – One Last Ride

Posted by dwallace on November 6, 2009 in Harley Hearse with Comments closed | ∞

Yesterday I went to my cousin’s funeral. I knew he was a biker but didn’t realize that so many bikers knew him. Here is a picture of a similar Harley Hearse that carted him down the rode for one last ride.

William Prosser-RIP.

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The Lowdown on Lowbrow

Posted by dwallace on November 4, 2009 in Kustom Kulture, Lowbrow Art, Rockabilly with Comments closed | ∞

I’ve always loved tattoos, rockabilly and Kustom Kulture. Here’s the Lowdown on Lowbrow from artists who’ve been doing it before it was trendy. Listening to these artists help me to stay on track with my own goals and not worry about if other people get it. And that’s ok because sometimes I don’t even get it. Enjoy.

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Goal Setting–Enjoy the Process

Posted by dwallace on November 3, 2009 in goals, Uncategorized with Comments closed | ∞

Enjoy the Process

There’s no reason to rush a process. Rushing just gets you more busy-ness not business. You can try to stay on track but occasionally you’ll be all over the place. You have to get focused.

There’s a poster hanging on the wall right outside my office that says, “Winners have to have two things, a clearly defined goal and an overwhelming desire to achieve it.”

The only way to achieve a goal is by getting focused. One way of getting focused is by doing something everyday that gets you closer to your goal. Whether it’s reading a book on a topic relating to your business idea, talking to someone in the industry, or doing research on-line, take some step toward your goal everyday.

A way to keep yourself on track is by making a list. At the beginning of the week sit down and make a list of what goals you what to get accomplished for that week. What problem do I want to solve? Who do I need to talk to? Where can I find this person?

Sometimes you have to do things in a certain order to complete the process. If you were making a cheeseburger at home, you would first make a patty. Then you would cook it. Once the patty was cooked, you’d get your slice of cheese and put it on top of the burger to let the cheese melt. Then you’d get your bun out, put the burger on the bun and get the condiments and put them on top.

You wouldn’t put catsup on the raw meat, and then fry it up with the lettuce, cheese and bun thrown in the skillet. That wouldn’t make any sense, right?

Sometimes we want to skip stepping stones in the process. We want to go from being a corrections officer to a published author, coach and international speaker within a week. We all know you can’t do that.

You have to go through the process, learn new skills, try new things and even fail at new things. The more you try, the better prepared you are for later when it all finally comes together.

Getting there is the fun part, even though it may feel like some of the most unnoticed, non-paying, “Why am I doing this for?” kind of work that you’ll ever do in your life.

Later you’ll realize that you can’t rush the process. When you look at people’s careers, they didn’t know that they would end up where they did. But past experiences built on each other and the foundations were in place so when opportunities came their way they were ready for them.

Action for the day: Do something that gets you closer to dream today. Anything. And don’t forget, you can’t rush the process but you can take steps everyday to get you closer to your goal.

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Christopher Walken reading Lady Gaga

Posted by dwallace on November 2, 2009 in Christopher Walken, Lady Gaga with Comments closed | ∞

I’m going to give this a shot. This is a great Slam piece.

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Bob Marley Never Smoked Pot

Posted by dwallace on November 2, 2009 in Bob Marley, flash fiction, Short Story, short-short stories, Uncategorized with Comments closed | ∞

Hey, hey, hey…it’s Douglas Thomas Wallace and thank you for stopping by my little corner of the world.

Bob Marley Never Smoked Pot was taken from a title of a short story of mine. I’m going to use the title for a collection of short-stories and I assumed it would be appropriate for this blog.

How did the title came about? My step dad had asked me why I like listening to reggae music so much. “Is it because you smoke pot like Bob Marley?”

My response was, “Bob Marley never smoked pot!” They say ignorance is bliss, but at the time I really didn’t know.

I like humor, lowbrow and knuckle-sandwiches to the noggin. I’m also interested in all things writing, marketing and a million other things that catch my interest. Check back later to get your daily dose of delight–although it might actually be closer to a weekly dose–and at bare minimum, a monthly dose.

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