Posts by dwallace:
NYU Professor Flames Student
I have grand delusions of being a college professor one day. I guess it’s the idea of sitting around, smoking a pipe and discussing deep intellectual thoughts that turns me on. That is until I read this article about a business student at NYU who showed up to her class an hour late. The professor […]
Black History Month
It’s almost the end of February and I haven’t even mentioned that it’s Black History Month. Probably because I’m Scots/Irish and think about this holiday month as much as most African-Americans think about St. Patrick’s Day, Haggis or Hurling. But I heard a cool song on the ride home and thought; now there’s a Black […]
Doing the Right Thing
Have you ever been stuck between a rock and a hard place? My Office is right next to the Director’s Office. I hear a lot of things that I can either: A) Keep to myself, stay out of the situation and let the action play out. or B) Tell the people it’s going to affect, […]
Sleepless in St. Louis
Last night I had to do a sleep study. I’ve snored since I was young, but I have been having headaches more often than usual, so the Doc wanted to rule out sleep apnea. The sleep tech scrubbed my head in seven different places with a Q-tip and some sort of glue. It felt like […]
Flavor Of The Day
Yesterday I started taking Kali-Silat classes. My wife got me six lessons for my Valentine’s Day present. Yes, we’ve been married a while, but it was exactly what I had asked for. Kali is a Filipino martial art. It is mainly known for its stick fighting; but we didn’t even get around to that yesterday. […]
Nevada’s First Prostidude
I missed the biggest news story last month since civil rights and nobody told me about it. The Shady Lady Ranch successfully won state and county approval for Nevada’s first male prostitute. The male prostitute, who has been dubbed a “prostidude” is also known as “Markus.” “Markus” is unwilling to have sex with men, which […]
Web 2.0 Suicide-Machine
Are your only “friends” on Facebook or MySpace? Ever wonder, “Would these people miss me if I ever stopped posting?” If you’ve ever thought about suicide, then maybe you should try Web 2.0 Suicide Machine first. Web 2.0 Suicide Machine kills all of your on-line social media profiles. You can pull the plug on all […]
Harley
Just for proof. Rescue dogs rule.